i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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