Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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