everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
What a dumb baby whore.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
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We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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