I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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