Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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