my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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