I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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