I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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