Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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