I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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