This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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