I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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