with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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