Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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