That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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