Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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