I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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