let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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