So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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