If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
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