you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
