Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Two words: nipple clamps
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