i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
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You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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