everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
You need a sexual gate keeper
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Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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