Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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