I'm lost and stupid without you.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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