Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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