Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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