They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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