Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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