Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
