Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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