Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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