Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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