I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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