we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
