i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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