you win again, gameday.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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