i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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