So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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