The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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