how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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