All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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