We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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