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  I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I don't know where my bra went.

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  Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap

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• (845): View more from New York

  Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping

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• (936): View more from Texas

  If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm just crazy horny about you

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.

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  Idk how it devolved into us fucking.

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