Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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