Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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