Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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