Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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