some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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