is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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