You can't special order awesome
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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