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• (949): View more from California

  Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.

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• (510): View more from California

  turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt

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• (619): View more from California

  It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.

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• (925): View more from California

  you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today

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