If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?