Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
you never un-have a 4some