Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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