"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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