apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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