i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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