What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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