these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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